Women who use kids as weapons.

We are on to you and we are not happy. 

All around the UK women are doing the age old trick of not letting the father of the baby actually see the baby, or they are busy drip feeding tiny amounts of access much like a carrot on a stick. Men who father children and genuinely care about their kids are for some reason placed at the back of the line in having anything to do with the kid.  The woman can let a guy in to her life with a violent record, or a guy who just got out of prison and he is allowed round and near the child but the father is told to go away and quietly sit in a corner and do next to nothing about it. Even if he has a squeaky clean record for some reason fathers are looked up on as largely unessential by products and has very little say in the child's life.

Can you say Bullshit?

Well guess what Turbo bitches? 

No one appreciates what you are doing. 

No one likes a woman who uses a child like that. 

And here is the cold hard truth:

They get away with it, and it keeps happening up, and down the country. 

If you want to torture and alienate a man and make him feel bad about him self then this is the only way to do it. Just because it did not work out between the two of you does not mean you can just get on with your life and ignore the fact the child has a father. And to all you coward women who pull these dirty tricks. 

You're all assholes.

That's right, nothing fancy you are a plane old fashioned stinking asshole.

Do you really think you are the only woman to have given birth? Last time I checked there are over Seven Billion people on earth, so if you believe you have a golden uterus I have a newsflash for you:

You don't.

What you need to do is buck up your shit, get clued up and start installing positivity in to the child's life.
Cause all you are doing is building resentment. Here are a few facts for women who still get a kick out using kids as weapons, and these are hard cold facts that you need to be aware of:

Kids from a fatherless background are more likely to start using drugs at an early age.
They pick up on "mum and dad don't get on" faster than you think, and this will only build up poor character traits in the child as he or she grows up. 

Kids from a fatherless back ground don't tend to do well at school, and if you don't do well at school you are more likely to hit rock bottom and have low self esteem which as we all know low self esteem is a killer in all kids.

Kids from a fatherless background tend to be more disobedient, in other words the chances of the kid being a little cunt is higher. 

 Fathers are excellent guides and love and adore their kids immensely. 

Which brings me to another point. 

You see fatherless family's up and down the council estates in the UK, so lets just say the father "dont give a shit" is that what you would prefer just for the dad to give up and not take any interest in his kids life? 

Because from what I have seen all you dipshit women cant figure this simple premise out. Here it is in big letters for you:

Dad don't care =  mother being a pining bitch for him, and calling him a bastard.

Dad cares = mother using it to her advantage, and alienates father = resentment. 

In other words - you're an idiot. 

How are the fathers supposed to win?

So what is it this week Turbo bitch, and how long are you going to blame it all on post natal depression for? 

And her is the kicker on legal issues: 

The woman can make any excuse up at any time to stop access, this can be anything from "He threatened me!" or "He shouted at me and upset me!"

This sucks, as there is no way of proving you did this or not proving you did this. 

They can lie through their teeth and not feel any hint of guilt for their actions as the golden uterus premise makes a return.  

And don't get me started on solicitors, if you did not get legal aid and trust me on this:

A solicitor wouldn't give a shit about you or your child. 

Here is a little fact: 

The legal turnover in cash for solicitors earnings in cases with children amount to 5.2 Billion per year. 

THAT'S RIGHT TURBO BITCH, 5.2 BILLION. 

Don't you find that odd that this much money is pumped through the legal systems for repetitive cases such as this?  You probably don't. Because women who use kids as weapons by nature are incapable of seeing the bigger picture. And this is the part that makes me super pissed.

Solicitors drive round in super swanky cars, live in the greatest of houses, have enough money to literally purchase happiness in their life's. While us broke ass fathers can't even get a minimum waged job, and have to sit on the side lines as there is nothing we can do about our kid(s) being strategically kidnapped legally away from us. So when you have done peddling your lies and lining the pockets of the ultra rich, and effecivly harming your child well being, do the world a favour, take the blinkers of your eyes WOMAN UP and do the right thing. Because if it was up to me women who pull this shit deserve to go to jail, and I assure you, send a few of the fuckers down for a year or two and watch this bullshit that literally plagues loving fathers up and down the country suddenly fizzle out to something respectable and constructive. 

But in the mean time Turbo bitches - people are waking up to you, and people want change and do you know why we will win? Because we have truth and Righteousness on our side and when we are armed with such beautiful tools all the sinners that pull this shit are going to be made accountable so that the next generation of children don't suffer. 

I am of the opinion that certain women if not faced with real boundaries will always take the crappiest options. 

Further reading to see we are not alone: 

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=820522

Pays for his kids but isn't aloud to see them. 

http://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse/advice-support-40/families-relationships-50/765433-bitter-ex-hates-me-wont-let-me-see-talk-kids-advice-needed.html

Woman randomly stops access. 

These are just two random cases I plucked from google - search google your self with the phrase "My ex wont let me see the kids" and watch as an avalanche of shit hits you. 

http://gobofthenorth.moonfruit.com/#/blog/4564583446/Men-and-Childbirth./2344385

My pal over at the blog of the north hits at his own take on the bullshit we have to endure as loving fathers. 

Mail me if you would like to become part of the solution in highlighting the problem we face with Turbo bitches. 

monoxidepuppy@gmail.com

It appears I post while drunk

Sorry for the inconvenience, but the monotony of some of the days can lead to stuff like that.
Trying to be professional - yeah right.

Will try to keep it to a standard.

Updates coming. 

I'll beat the shit out of you!

Hey punk!
I'll kick your ass!


First of all I'm gonna give you a knee kick and cripple you, when you're all like "Ah please no" that's when I drive home the haymaker. Then when you are crawling around on the floor begging for your life I'm gonna crotch stomp your balls. At least six times. I don't consider my self a violent man but you suck!


And all you women thinking you're untouchable well I got news for you, I'm expanding my ass kickery magic to women, so women if you are reading this:

 I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU TOO!

Equal rights is everything.

Women are soft - soft as shit you're all puny and stupid.

Women pull hair, scratch, and bite.

Don't try that on me it will only make your beating worse in the long run. 

I remember the first time I whupped a woman's ass, I was riding on my mountain bike making Moto cross noises and as I overtook her in the park I was shouting "Naaaaaaaaaaaaa! naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" She shouted "Fucking asshole!" THE FUCK BITCH?

I kicked her off her bike and she flew off into a hedge, I grabbed her legs and pulled her back on to the path and said "Whats up now bitch!" I told her to stand up and take it like an equal rights whore that she was.

She said she was calling the cops - so I got her in a headlock and took her mobile phone from her, and threw it in to the woods. I shouted "Come at me hag!" And to my surprise she did, she started flapping her hands around trying to scratch my eyes!! I dodged this and said "Too slow!" "Try and hit me!" She kept missing. So I started slapping her in the chops, just soft slaps but man it really pissed her off!

Slap!

You like calling people assholes?

Slap!

You like that!

Slap!

Where's your boyfriend now bitch!?

Slap!

She started screaming as I was totally taking her for a ride, when this guy comes jogging past and he stops and looks at us I said "It's my sister and she stole all my sons birthday money and spent it on crack" The guy shrugged his shoulders and jogged off.

By now I think this woman had learned her lesson about calling people she does not know assholes.

When a group of women come walking past, and I'm not kidding this shit went to a new level of insane.

The woman who I was baby slapping ran over to the crowd of hoes and started telling them what I did, now I can handle my self pretty well but against 7 women things start to get tricky. They all came running at me two of them even picked up sticks to hit me with. So I had to up it a level. I drove home a wing chun punch on the first one and sent her ass to the floor, and I grabbed the other bitches hair and held her to me as the others circled me and started beating on me, but every now and then they accidentally hit their friend. I let out a laugh but then id get tubbed in the ribs and go "Ohh!" LOl!" oH!"

I rammed this the chicks head I had a hold of in to another chicks head, that dazed two of them so it was momentarily down to 5 v 1. I kicked the next one straight in the cunt she keeled over in agony, then the last 4 of them are having second thoughts, they come at me with stick, and I go down. They carried on beating me and I lie as still as I can to trick them into thinking I'm unconscious, I spring up and dragon punch the blond one and catch her stick as she drops it, wrap the stick round the other ones head and lay her out cold. The two others who's heads I blasted together are coming round so I sweep their legs out from underneath them and warn them to stay down. Two left - I spin my stick like a ninja and taunt them "When you girls are done being cowards I have some ass kicking for you!"

They turn to run so I go after them and clothes line them both from behind then I stomach stomp both of them so they are winded pretty bad.

I turn to look at all these women on the floor and declare my self the victor.

Equal rights is everything to me.


Mail me if you have ever been in a mass brawl with women.
monoxidepuppy@gmail.com

Neo-cream needs support.

There is something wrong with what we use the web for.
Corporate ideals have stolen the edge.
Those with a small voice are no longer heard.
They have taken your mind and controlled it.
The next generation of users will go down as the architects of failures.
We rage because we have no meaning - you rage because you have no meaning.
Freedom of speech is being eroded to the point violence will become a very real alternative.
Look around you, see that the rich are in fact the richest they have ever become.
See that the poor are the poorest they have ever become mentally and spiritually.
Wake up to the anaesthetic that pounds your senses in to nothing.
Everything we use to fight back is placed in our hands by the rouges that control us.
We are tricked at every stage.


What have you ever done that was different to the rest?
What did you ever do to create an alternative view?
Out casts gather on the edge of reason waiting for reasons to feel good about them self.
All over the world a reckoning is commencing - and are you ready for what it will taint you with?
Why are the answers so simple yet they are never implemented?
You are more important now than you have ever been.
You are The son or daughter of a Marxist bastard.
The money you earn is thrown back in to the pockets of others constantly bombarded with messages, adverts, and manipulative devils with a face of a human being.
We hope for money - even a small amount, but it is taken from us by bankers who feel it is their god given right to be greedy. Our politicians see no such trouble. For they too dip their hands in the money pot. And the elite around the world, your judgement will be the harshest imaginable.


They make your choices seem useless to the point of despair.
Respect for the fellow human is at an all time low.
And you attempt to awaken those sleeping, they lash out and claim you a fool.
Women dare not accept a token as it is unsafe to do so.
We are not living - we are existing.
Your choices are already made - wide spread revolution approaches.


Paul Emsley - on the state of the planet 18/05/2012


UNITE - UNITE WITH NEO-CREAM.
WE WILL BE REMEMBERED.




Left facebook - came back to normality.

William Blake. 

Future posts incoming.

A righteous person may fall seven times, but he gets up again. However, in a disaster wicked people fall.

Reasons why you should delete your facebook account.

Don't be a queer.

Delete it. 

Reason 1: It's a turd dumping paradise. 

One I prepared earlier. 

That's right motherfucker. 

All the crap you build up through the day has to come out some place right?

If you hold it in too long it becomes uncomfortable. 

This is what you get when you take a media which all us elite web users are accustomed to such as forums, then try to squeeze it down the main stream throats of others. 

I can't believe how much bitching goes on. 

"My dad beat the shit out of me!" 

Get over it. 

"I cant pay my bills!"

So?

"I got raped by a horse!"

lol

"An illegal immigrant blew my car up!"

Ya ya. 

"My dinner was yummy!"

Gah.

Reason 2: It is no longer a free for all. 

It is controlled far too much. 

There is such a thing as invisible handcuffs. 

What the fuck! You can't say that on the internet! 

You used to be able to now you are getting arrested for using the wrong words in the wrong way. 

Don't believe me? 

Join a group and say something racist or even just hateful - we coped with it before facebook why can't we cope with it now?

All baby bitch wipes crying about stuff you make me puke, if I have something to tap out on  keyboard and say it I will. 

See how long it takes your privacy and freedom of speech to be have its door kicked down and a cops boot trampled all over your face. People have a right to be idiots assholes!

Reason 3:  Nothing but trouble. 

Robobook is on the prowl. 

You know, if you are honestly telling me faceshit hasn't ever caused you an ounce of trouble I think you are lying. In fact I can count a lot of incidents when the interweb crossed over from the online world in to the face of reality. People don't like getting butt hurt with the truth, or can't take it when someone shoots from the hip I for one have took all things to do with faceshit on the jaw and I'm still standing. People with low IQ take facebook in to the real of reality. I'm sure my IQ isn't the best but I'm a dam site sure it's better than most of the dingles that take this shit at facevalue. Coupled with idiots and the cops breathing down your neck... Woah what a shithouse. 

Reason 4: Public witch hunts. 

Get your pitchforks!

We found a witch! May we burn her!?

Straight up bra - someone called him a a dog rapist.

And he reads poetry and shit.

What a fukin fag.

Intelligence has always confused the lesser mind - facebook is no different. 

Reason 5: Gaming chicks has gotten harder to do on there. 

No response.

You fucking bitch, eat shit.

Or fuck off at least - oh you did.

Yay.

I wrote a guide about 3 years ago to gaming whores on facebook. 

It worked. 

I know because it used to work for me.

It probably still works for the younger guys though, I can't remember where I put it. 

Now its gotten to the point when adding a chick is a stay of execution. 

You are placed in purgatory before you have even tried, adding a chick who has a Boyfriend might still work, but any of that engaged shit it's hilarious watching you hoes delete shit it really is. And for the record I do go out and about but I used to be that good at it I could do it at home and cut down on the costs of attracting a mate. I am not part of the hot dog cue. Na I'll tell you whats up with that, My social circle drained off a little, and the buzz of facebook has expired and does not catch the girls eye as much as it used to. All fixable. Just can't be bothered. And Most of all I can't be arsed being anyone else but me now. 

Reason 6: The mobile users are normally the worst offenders for tedium. 

Ralph posted this picture: 

At bus stop.

Me: 

The only meme I use consistently. 

Ralph's status: Just noticed I have a hole in one of my socks. 

Ralph's status: Glad my job is secure. 

Ralph posts another picture: 

My New PC desk but maybe I will order a metal framed one.

Ralph... ... ... 

Reason 7: Memes or whatever the fuck you call that shit suck - along with regurgitated re posted shite that no one gives a flying fuck about. Grown men with too much time or young teenagers engaging in their own hilarity. :eyerolls:


Here's a hint - attempt to be original. I know I just contradicted myself slightly after a meme use - but I figured half of the people that ever see this post probably wont read this far down the page. At least if you attempt to be original or improve on something or add your own spin, you may actually secretly gain respect.


Reason 8. It makes me sit around typing up shit like this.


Seriously its depressing.


Reason 9:  Friends you butt hurt who won't delete you hide you.


Now there is no reason to get nasty, but my god it's a fucking web page not real life.


If you're doing shit like this and you know who you are just delete your self from there, thanks.


Reason 10: You don't have a life and it's all your fault.


That's right assholes,
I am your king, the messiah, the master, the best around.
Now to play some 80s music to congratulate my self on a great post.

Noooooothing, doooooodooOOOOooodoOOoo

mail me if you blah blah why do I fucking bother. I shit on your grave you cunt.
Thanks.

Not sure if you should post a takeaway menu through my letterbox?

Here's a tip:

Don't.

What you can expect in an average day to find on your floor. 

Now you may think "Emsley why the fuck are you complaining over takeaway menus?" Don't you have anything better to do? And That's a good question. But Here is my answer. No. 

My sister lives in a "nice area" and for some reason she hardly ever gets a takeaway menu crammed through her letterbox. But if you go on to ANY council estate in England I assure you, behind every door is a mound of useless crappy takeaway menus each hoping to catch you at your hungriest. People on estates are sick of this shit. When we are not getting cold calls from annoying automated systems on our lands lines fast food joints are busy trying to claw hungry folk to their means, it's relentless, it never stops. I tried putting up a big sign in my front garden but these people don't care. And I'm not sure if half of them can read English. 

So let's just say out of a moment of loonacy I decide to try a totally random menu. 

After diving from the top of my steps in to the menus I finally came back up with one at random. 

I ordered a kebab with chips and chilli sauce, not only was the guy I rang void of any English dialect, which made the order go something like this:

Me: Kebab meat chips salad, chilli sauce. 

Guy: Rughh!

Me: Yes.

Guy: Ack.

Me: Address? 

Guy: Nuck!

Me: 18 Sucker street

Guy: Deoh?

Me: SUCK-ER STREET.

Guy: Okhhh.

Me: Thanks.

Guy: You bastard.

Me: Eh?

Guy: Okhhh

 Next begins the hard cold truth. 

All Fast food drivers try to rip you off on your own door step. 

YES YOU DO, YOU KNOW YOU DO AND YOU ALL TRY IT.

It started with hunger - it ends with loss of cash.

So I ordered from a food establishment whose hygiene I have no understanding off, or the moral ethic code of the guys making my food. Even if they are a legitimate business enterprise. 

What the delivery driver is going to try to do and he might not do it the first time he delivers: 

1. Say he has no change. 

Of course you have no change how silly of me to think a guy whose main job is to hand over greasy shitty food to have no change. Oh the exact change I need to give you put's my order only a quid over my original fee? Of course here, let's not be anal about all this. You earn a buck for your delivery asshole. Quit trying it on.

How about: I drop kick your face?

2. They tamper with the order menu to hike the price up. 

I have caught them doing this more than once in fact when you're drunk they purposefully try to leverage more out of you thinking you are not paying attention. The speed at which the Nissan micra leaves the street after catching the guy out is hilarious. On occasion I have rang back the kebab house to explain that their guy just tried ripping me off and in some cases the kebab house has pretended they know. Bullshit, Friday and Saturday night when people are drinking is your time to make some extra cash, because as we all know most people on council estates can't do maths. And hungry bellies make for easy pickings.

3. Screw up your order. 

Look it's not rocket science I ordered a dirty cheeseburger with salad and you bring me a cheeseburger with no salad. How can you screw that up?

Just fuck off. 

The honest delivery drivers do not outweigh the con artists. 

So when you have finished going through this process it makes the whole idea as stupid as it possibly can be. 

Harassment and constant bombardment with adverts.

Here is a bunch of tips to all fast food merchants. 

1. Stop harassing people with your takeaway menus. 

People are sick of this shit. We don't know you, we don't like you, and we don't want to risk money on an unknown kebab house. Be that Chinese food, Italian, or Indian. Grab all your menus and post them through a fast food joints place that has pissed you off in the past. 

2. Improve your telephone manners dipshits. 

Gurgle and grunting waiting for key words to spring up in your mind does not constitute appropriate telephone manners. Assholes.

3. Beat your delivery drivers in to total obedience.

If they arn't afraid to come to work you as a manager are failing the public. 

Excuse me I have a mound of paper to burn in my back garden as the shiny paper they use tp print menus can't be used for toilet paper. 

Don't get ripped off.

Mail me if you know what I'm talking about monoxidepuppy@gmail.com

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